I could really use someone to talk to.
Well this birthday was shit. Kind of disappointed, but I should have expected that.
hey barack look what i made!!! it’s a drawing of you with 8 arms you’re a baracktopus
"it’s very good joe i’ll hang it on my fridge right next to the obamanable snowman"
How many times did you cum?
Like 20 times!!
You need vitamin water :)
Gotta love him!!
Talking about other females while I’m in the car. As if breaking my heart wasn’t enough. Sometimes I feel so dumb for loving him.