Conversation I heard in Starbucks
*A guy and a girl walk in and order their coffee. They sit across from each other and just start talking. The guy asks her if she'd like to go out with him. She politely turns him down and says she's not interested. The guy begins to rant about how "nice guys finish last"*
Guy: I've known you since freshman year! I've been there during all your break ups with jerks and you treat me like this?
Girl: So just because you're there for me, I should date you? Is that what you're saying?
Guy: I'm just saying you should give me a chance.
Girl: Listen, I just don't like you in that way. I'm not looking for a relationship and I want us to be friends, and nothing more. I'm sorry, I just want to stay where we are right now.
Guy: Why don't you like me? It's because I'm not an asshole, huh?
Girl: You gotta be fucking kidding me. You seriously think I go for guys who treat me like garbage? I go for guys who I like, guys who don't play the "nice guys finish last" card.
Guy: I'm just saying what needs to be said. You don't appreciate all the things that I've done for you.
Girl: Oh yeah? Like what?
Guy: There was that one time I got you some pads when you were on your...you know....
Girl: OH, SO BECAUSE YOU HELPED ME PREVENT MY PANTIES FROM LOOKING LIKE SOMETHING THAT CLEANED UP A MURDER SCENE, I SHOULD TOTALLY FUCK YOU, RIGHT?
Guy: Please, just lower your voice, you're causing a scene-.
Girl: NO, LET THEM KNOW YOU'RE A FUCKWAD THAT THINKS I SHOULD RIDE YOUR DICK JUST BECAUSE YOU TREAT ME LIKE A HUMAN.
Girl: I don't owe you ANYTHING. I'm grateful for the things you've done for me, but it's hard to remain grateful when you act like an inconsiderate jerk like you're doing right now.
Girl: Do me a favor and get your head out of your ass, it's not a hat. Stick to a fedora like all the other "friend-zoned" guys out there.
*the whole cafe sits in silence*
*barista starts clapping*
I interrupt my blog posts to fucking get this out there REPORT THIS FACEBOOK PAGE YOU GUYS ): this is FUCKED UP
Please signal boost this you guys!!!!
"I wonder if you know yet that you’ll leave me. That you
are a child playing with matches and I have a paper body.
You will meet a girl with a softer voice and stronger arms and she
will not have violent secrets or an affection for red wine or eyes
that never stay dry. You will fall into her bed and I’ll go back
to spending Friday nights with boys who never learn my last name.
I have chased off every fool who has tried to sleep beside me
You think it’s romantic to fuck the girl who writes poems about you.
You think I’ll understand your sadness because I live inside my own.
But I will show up at your door at 2 am, wild-eyed and sleepless.
and try and find some semblance of peace in your breastbone
and you will not let me in. You will tell me to go home."
- (via raychillster)
(Source: clementinevonradics, via xxtrmlyunfriendlyblkhttie)